Two Hot Sarahs in one hot car!
 

My arm is covering the Porsche icon on the steering wheel I swear! 

Facebook is more addicting than MySpace because...

They have options for crazy-cool features like my very own banner which I will share with you people:



FB will also automatically change this banner on all websites that I have posted it if I make any changes to it. It also gives me way too much information about my 'friends' and shares TMI with them! It is so much easier to stalk people, find out where they live and scare the crap out of them!! I am so thankful these features have been added just in time for Halloween and the Holidays...

I have decided to enroll in the 'Self-defense untill you've killed or maimed your attacker' class at the YMCA. It is supposed to be for minors but I look 17.

PS - I'M BACK!!

Copied and pasted 'cuz I'm lazy and wasted...

Jim and I went to Busch Gardens last week and I lost a flip flop on Sheikra. I didn't lose it during the course of the ride but in my excitement/that was AWESOME feet kicking after the ride had come to a complete stop. I had to buy new ones at the rip-off shop at the park and Jim said "Kyle would not tolerate this at all. Improper footwear at an amusement park...you are lucky he isn't here because he would have already left you behind."

Is that true? Darwinism at an amusement park? Survival of the fittest?

PS - the most we waited in any line for any ride was pi minutes. Woooooo!

PPS - I am also going to blog this story...eventually.

PPPS - I'm not really wasted.

Doing the human race a favor...

 

Congratulations to this guy!!! Seriously, he is living in Japan, getting married and has a baby on the way. Never a dull moment when Corey Kernsy is involved :) Give him shout outs...Woo woo!! 

Thanks for the pic Nick!

 

I went to the dentist two days ago and was such a good patient. I had less plaque than this little guy but my teeth are way smaller. Also, they gave me a pink toothbrush and the bristles are not made of steel cable.

What should I name this dude? Ugh...so cute :) 

 

The phrase 'better late than never' was written about me posting this pic two weeks late. 

Raise the Gas Tax? America's biggest auto dealer has a plan to cut oil imports but it won't win him many friends in the business.

I love experiments! I say...do it, Do It, DO IT (maniacal laughter)!!!!

I am Financial MYTHBOT today...so, 001101010010011!!

Myth: Hotel Bibles often have $100 bills tucked into them.

Heard the one that Gideons leave $100 bills in their hotel Bibles to reward folks who turn to the Good Book?

A woman rejoiced when she actually discovered such a treasure during her honeymoon -- and found out a few hours later that her new husband was pretending to be God. The only thing Gideons leave behind is the book.

Myth: You can make a pile of dough by helping a foreigner solve his money problems.

"Hello, my name is unpronounceable, and I need to get money out of my country. Will you let me use your bank account?" is the gist of this e-mail plea.

It's called the Nigerian bank scam, and it's among the favorites. The back-story changes constantly to reflect current events. Expect a new variation every time a foreign leader dies or is deposed. Presently, Yassar Arafat's widow is supposedly seeking help moving his secret bank account out of enemy hands, and the sergeant who found Saddam Hussein's hidden gold wants help keeping it out of insurgent hands.

Myth: Boycotting a few gasoline brands brings gas prices down.

Its easy-to-understand language makes the plea plausible. The trouble lies in the fact it's too simple -- and economics don't work that way. For starters, gasoline is what's known as a fungible commodity -- if one company has an oversupply, it sells it to a competitor. No matter who you buy from, the basic supply numbers remain the same.

Furthermore, prices at all the nonboycotted outlets would rise, thanks to the temporarily limited supply and increased demand, making the original prices look cheap by comparison, according to Snopes.com.

Besides, the industry is too large for a boycott of two companies to make a dent.

Pooey, I really wanted the last one to be true. I personally participate in a particular gas company boycott and now I know that my efforts of the last 9 years have been in vain. I will continue the boycott on matters of principal. WHO'S WITH ME?! 0010011!!!

The Princess Bride (sigh)

This is my favorite movie of all time. I know EVERY word. These collector editions will be mine. Oh yes, they will be mine. Wait, wrong movie..."Inconceivable!"

Quotes left as comments are very welcome, as are you.

I speak and type this often. Gosh, I am such a $GO?C.
So, learn the language all you PT1L :)

The evening of October 10, 2003: before, during and after DTFL...

HPV is only 'proven cause' of cervical cancer

Keyword: proven. Researchers have been unable to determine if cervical cancer can be caused by genetics or lifestyle habits such as drinking, smoking or number of children. But considering that 99.7% of the new cases of cervical cancer discovered each year (and a butt load of other bad stuff) can be attributed to HPV, I hope the ACIP gives the go ahead.

So, to all my BFFs, read this.

Oh and I also thought of a slogan for whatever organization will head the campaign to get women vaccinated. Goes a little somethin' like:

"Hey Ladies, drop your current prick and come get one from us." ~Brought to you by the _________________.

6 and 6 and 6...Oh MY!!

So, for the last two days, I've had an abominable belly ache that I was certain the devil (or KFC) had sent to warn me of the apocolypse that extreme pessimists and wacko theologians have been 'predicting' would happen today. Since I am still alive to post this and you are still alive to read it, I am NOW convinced my tummy trouble was not sent from the fiery underworld, I just needed some toilet time and this homemade e-card from my b/f.



I am all better now :)

This zodiac/astrology/chinese birth year/witchdocta/tarot card/MBTI stuff is always so true for me. Read on if you care. I understand if you don't.

My Birth Month is March

You love life and exude an outgoing, cheerful vibe. Blessed with a great sense of humor, you can laugh at adversity. Your soul reflects: Respect, desire and generosity Your gemstone: Aquamarine Your flower: Daffodil Your colors: White and light blue

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Seriously, I really want to know. Post as comment.

I love nature and gators and I can prove it. Look for my love of the Everglades on National TV very soon. Tape it...or just order the DVDs at the end of the series. Any questions? Ask me, I know the answer or can easily ask the experts I will be interviewing. Thank you in advance for watching and thank you now for reading this. Whatever you do, do NOT touch the gator on the screen...that rubber band ended up to be VERY weak. 

Scary Sarahs!!! I love this pic...we both look better than usual :) Ahhh...my old South Beach apartment...so many memories...I love most of them. I love this memory anyway. When was it again?  

I MISS YOU COCO!!! I always see the world through glasses this color. Is there a cure for that? If there is, I'd like to have it please... 

May 13: This is the day my family gave me the 'Drunkest of the Drunk' award. I gladly accepted. Also in this photo is Sarah A, a worthy competitor and close second :)

Thank You Stephen Colbert !!!!!!!

About the Prez: "The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will."

Watch the video while reading the transcript. Make sure you go to the bathroom first.

I don't think ol' GW gets any of the jokes and even though Mrs. Bush gets them, she doesn't laugh much. Go figure.

For clarification purposes...

A while back (mid March), Jim mentioned in his blog that I went to my first movie audition. Well, he wasn't lying. I actually got a part playing a 17-year-old pop star named Evelyn. My part begins filming this weekend and I need you all to wish me luck!!! You know, all five of you that read this blog :) And when I type 'five' I'm being extremely optimistic.

This is the design for the t-shirts and posters that will promote the movie.

That is my character, Evelyn. She is not what she seems.

The t-shirts are going to be black.

My First Studio Session...was over the past weekend. It was long overdue and everything I always hoped it would be! Professional setting, expensive equiptment, great acoustics, instant playback and comms through a glass partition and earphones. Awesome!!!

It was my first collaboration with my brother, Joe. He is a music producer/sound engineer in North Miami Beach. We had the weekend to write a pop song for a movie that I am going to be in. My character, Evelyn, needed a song that is heard in parts of the movie. Evelyn has 5 scenes, six lines, a magazine cover and a song. Woo woo!

Anyway, the song is awesome. Definitely young, hip and poppy and South Beach club scene ready...(yes, that is a good thing). We have other songs in the que for the movie soundtrack and I'll let you know when you can order it :) Tee hee.

Pleasantly Surprised...

A couple of weekends ago, in Orlando, in an effort to relax, escape the Florida heat and kill time before heading to the airport, Jims and I decided to see a movie. Hoping to see 'Thank You For Smoking' we call and realize that the only movie our time budget will allow is 'Ice Age 2: The Meltdown' and we are going to be 10 minutes late. I am not thrilled. Having boycotted the first 'Ice Age' movie because Ray Ramano and John Leguizamo's voices are like nails on a chalkboard, I was extremely reluctant. Also, it has been my belief that movies should be more than just mindless droning to an audience of kindergardeners and their parents. Movies should have a soul, touch people and evoke emotions, be thought provoking, have deep philosophical meaning and/or subtitles. I no longer feel that way.

I was pleasantly surprised by how much I laughed, how involved I became and how great it feels to be five years old watching cartoons. Although animated, I found myself identifying with them and being a cheerleader for their aspirations and goals. Plus, my ears didn't bleed when the characters spoke.

Other movies that I saw where I went in a skeptic and came out a beleiver:
40-year-old Virgin
Wedding Crashers
Super Troopers
The Incredibles

I am no longer an uptight movie snob. Thank you Pixar!

You've convinced me this will be fun

This blog will serve as a medium for people who want to know more about me and will probably end up knowing too much. At that point, I will delete the entire blog so get it while you can people. I will be posting poetry, pictures, Thoughts of the Day, questions, accomplishments, observations, revelations, music interests, movie reviews, shout outs, funny stories and other deeply personal info. If you are reading this, you are my friend or relative or you find me interesting or you found me on accident or you have some degree of separation, "Hi!" If you are none of these things, quit reading you nosey bastard! Heh heh, kidding. Enjoy!

The people responsible for this blog are author Sarah Syring and inspirational bloggers James Cooley, Matt Dana, Kyle Lesniak and Hankdog. I personally thank you all. However, the rest of the world is undecided.