HPV is only 'proven cause' of cervical cancer

Keyword: proven. Researchers have been unable to determine if cervical cancer can be caused by genetics or lifestyle habits such as drinking, smoking or number of children. But considering that 99.7% of the new cases of cervical cancer discovered each year (and a butt load of other bad stuff) can be attributed to HPV, I hope the ACIP gives the go ahead.

So, to all my BFFs, read this.

Oh and I also thought of a slogan for whatever organization will head the campaign to get women vaccinated. Goes a little somethin' like:

"Hey Ladies, drop your current prick and come get one from us." ~Brought to you by the _________________.