Raise the Gas Tax? America's biggest auto dealer has a plan to cut oil imports but it won't win him many friends in the business.
I love experiments! I say...do it, Do It, DO IT (maniacal laughter)!!!!
Monday, June 26, 2006
I am Financial MYTHBOT today...so, 001101010010011!!
Myth: Hotel Bibles often have $100 bills tucked into them.
Heard the one that Gideons leave $100 bills in their hotel Bibles to reward folks who turn to the Good Book?
A woman rejoiced when she actually discovered such a treasure during her honeymoon -- and found out a few hours later that her new husband was pretending to be God. The only thing Gideons leave behind is the book.
Myth: You can make a pile of dough by helping a foreigner solve his money problems.
"Hello, my name is unpronounceable, and I need to get money out of my country. Will you let me use your bank account?" is the gist of this e-mail plea.
It's called the Nigerian bank scam, and it's among the favorites. The back-story changes constantly to reflect current events. Expect a new variation every time a foreign leader dies or is deposed. Presently, Yassar Arafat's widow is supposedly seeking help moving his secret bank account out of enemy hands, and the sergeant who found Saddam Hussein's hidden gold wants help keeping it out of insurgent hands.
Myth: Boycotting a few gasoline brands brings gas prices down.
Its easy-to-understand language makes the plea plausible. The trouble lies in the fact it's too simple -- and economics don't work that way. For starters, gasoline is what's known as a fungible commodity -- if one company has an oversupply, it sells it to a competitor. No matter who you buy from, the basic supply numbers remain the same.
Furthermore, prices at all the nonboycotted outlets would rise, thanks to the temporarily limited supply and increased demand, making the original prices look cheap by comparison, according to Snopes.com.
Besides, the industry is too large for a boycott of two companies to make a dent.
Pooey, I really wanted the last one to be true. I personally participate in a particular gas company boycott and now I know that my efforts of the last 9 years have been in vain. I will continue the boycott on matters of principal. WHO'S WITH ME?! 0010011!!!
Myth: Hotel Bibles often have $100 bills tucked into them.
Heard the one that Gideons leave $100 bills in their hotel Bibles to reward folks who turn to the Good Book?
A woman rejoiced when she actually discovered such a treasure during her honeymoon -- and found out a few hours later that her new husband was pretending to be God. The only thing Gideons leave behind is the book.
Myth: You can make a pile of dough by helping a foreigner solve his money problems.
"Hello, my name is unpronounceable, and I need to get money out of my country. Will you let me use your bank account?" is the gist of this e-mail plea.
It's called the Nigerian bank scam, and it's among the favorites. The back-story changes constantly to reflect current events. Expect a new variation every time a foreign leader dies or is deposed. Presently, Yassar Arafat's widow is supposedly seeking help moving his secret bank account out of enemy hands, and the sergeant who found Saddam Hussein's hidden gold wants help keeping it out of insurgent hands.
Myth: Boycotting a few gasoline brands brings gas prices down.
Its easy-to-understand language makes the plea plausible. The trouble lies in the fact it's too simple -- and economics don't work that way. For starters, gasoline is what's known as a fungible commodity -- if one company has an oversupply, it sells it to a competitor. No matter who you buy from, the basic supply numbers remain the same.
Furthermore, prices at all the nonboycotted outlets would rise, thanks to the temporarily limited supply and increased demand, making the original prices look cheap by comparison, according to Snopes.com.
Besides, the industry is too large for a boycott of two companies to make a dent.
Pooey, I really wanted the last one to be true. I personally participate in a particular gas company boycott and now I know that my efforts of the last 9 years have been in vain. I will continue the boycott on matters of principal. WHO'S WITH ME?! 0010011!!!
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
HPV is only 'proven cause' of cervical cancer
Keyword: proven. Researchers have been unable to determine if cervical cancer can be caused by genetics or lifestyle habits such as drinking, smoking or number of children. But considering that 99.7% of the new cases of cervical cancer discovered each year (and a butt load of other bad stuff) can be attributed to HPV, I hope the ACIP gives the go ahead.
So, to all my BFFs, read this.
Oh and I also thought of a slogan for whatever organization will head the campaign to get women vaccinated. Goes a little somethin' like:
"Hey Ladies, drop your current prick and come get one from us." ~Brought to you by the _________________.
Keyword: proven. Researchers have been unable to determine if cervical cancer can be caused by genetics or lifestyle habits such as drinking, smoking or number of children. But considering that 99.7% of the new cases of cervical cancer discovered each year (and a butt load of other bad stuff) can be attributed to HPV, I hope the ACIP gives the go ahead.
So, to all my BFFs, read this.
Oh and I also thought of a slogan for whatever organization will head the campaign to get women vaccinated. Goes a little somethin' like:
"Hey Ladies, drop your current prick and come get one from us." ~Brought to you by the _________________.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
6 and 6 and 6...Oh MY!!
So, for the last two days, I've had an abominable belly ache that I was certain the devil (or KFC) had sent to warn me of the apocolypse that extreme pessimists and wacko theologians have been 'predicting' would happen today. Since I am still alive to post this and you are still alive to read it, I am NOW convinced my tummy trouble was not sent from the fiery underworld, I just needed some toilet time and this homemade e-card from my b/f.
I am all better now :)
So, for the last two days, I've had an abominable belly ache that I was certain the devil (or KFC) had sent to warn me of the apocolypse that extreme pessimists and wacko theologians have been 'predicting' would happen today. Since I am still alive to post this and you are still alive to read it, I am NOW convinced my tummy trouble was not sent from the fiery underworld, I just needed some toilet time and this homemade e-card from my b/f.
I am all better now :)
Saturday, June 03, 2006
This zodiac/astrology/chinese birth year/witchdocta/tarot card/MBTI stuff is always so true for me. Read on if you care. I understand if you don't.
Seriously, I really want to know. Post as comment.
| My Birth Month is March |
 Your soul reflects: Respect, desire and generosity Your gemstone: Aquamarine Your flower: Daffodil Your colors: White and light blue |
Seriously, I really want to know. Post as comment.
Thursday, June 01, 2006
I love nature and gators and I can prove it. Look for my love of the Everglades on National TV very soon. Tape it...or just order the DVDs at the end of the series. Any questions? Ask me, I know the answer or can easily ask the experts I will be interviewing. Thank you in advance for watching and thank you now for reading this. Whatever you do, do NOT touch the gator on the screen...that rubber band ended up to be VERY weak.
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